I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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