But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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