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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.

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• (585): View more from New York

  This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.

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  23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.

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• (858): View more from California

  Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.

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