No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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