I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I have post one night stand depression
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
