What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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