You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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