you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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