do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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