hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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