So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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