He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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