We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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