Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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