i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My cat gives me a boner
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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