I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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