Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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