i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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