You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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