i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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