No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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