Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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