So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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