Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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