We named our party play list daddy issues
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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