Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Just pee around me
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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