Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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