Heybabeimwearingurpanties
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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