.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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