Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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