she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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