his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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