Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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