theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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