oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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