woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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