i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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