Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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