Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
You're like the curious george of whores
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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