do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I am naked and annoyed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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