We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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