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i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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