im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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