even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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