Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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