10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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