We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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