"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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