tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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