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(317): View more from Indiana

idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break

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(407): View more from Florida

sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

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(443): View more from Maryland

repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.

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(765): View more from Indiana

So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?

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(937): View more from Ohio

This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.

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(512): View more from Texas

He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything

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(304): View more from West Virginia

One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

What will you do then?

(304): View more from West Virginia

Drugs, probably.

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