i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
These tits shall not be calmed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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