found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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