So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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